by Todd Wright
Technically, Dwyane Wade can be counted among the millions of Floridians unemployed. With the NBA lock out in its first day, the Miami Heat superstar wasted little time getting his resume on the Internet in hopes of finding a gig to pass the time.
At 12:01 a.m., just as the lock out started, Wade began marketing himself to potential employers on Twitter. “Any1 hiring?” Wade tweeted. “I’m available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.”
We wonder can he make hot air replicas of his teammates Chris Bosh and LeBron James? MV3 also listed his qualifications, including “work well with others,” although he admits sometimes he gets tired. He also said he is more than capable of writing jokes for any comedians who need a little help.
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