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Snoop Dogg plays Moses in ‘rap battle’ with Santa Claus

by Carrie Healey | December 20, 2012 at 3:12 PM
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In the Epic Rap Battles of History’s latest video, rapper Snoop Dogg plays Moses and engages in a hip-hop battle with Santa Claus.

“I’m from the North Pole, that’s why my rhymes are so cold,” raps Santa.

“It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat a**,” Snoop raps in return. “You took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass.”

Santa and ‘Moses’ go at it for over two minutes, and even Santa’s elves get in on the battle.

As Moses, Snoop added to the Ten Commandments: “I got a new commandizzle for y’all.  Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man’s lap at the mall.”

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