The Kim Kardashian wedding: Four surprises we'd love to see

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From Washington Post:

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting married on Saturday. This is probably the first time you’ve heard this information since media outlets and entertainment blogs like this one have barely covered such important matters as what kind of wedding dress Kardashian will wear, or what’s on her crazy-expensive registry, or why she tweet-invited Ellen DeGeneres at the last minute. (Ellen DeGeneres — on the B-list?) But I thought it was time to finally give you a head’s up about what’s happening this weekend. You’re welcome.

Most likely, the post-Kardashian-wedding stories will focus on how well she walked in those Christian Louboutin heels, what Kardashian and Humphries danced to as their first song and which jewelers, bakers, florists and other assorted brands associated themselves with this multimillion-dollar affair. But wouldn’t it be fun if there were some element of surprise in all these self-promotional marital machinations?

With that in mind, here are four things I totally hope happen at the Kardashian wedding even though, realistically, they probably won’t.

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