Mondays are always weird.
Lark Voorhies, the actress who portrayed Lisa Turtle on “Saved by the Bell,” is having quite the start to her week, after supposedly having her Instagram account hacked.
In a post that has since been deleted, Voorhies claimed to be leaving her husband of less than a year, music engineer Jimmy Green, for being broke and having his member smell like corn chips, among other things. Moment of silence for Fritos.
It reads:
“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce. There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate, No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera? I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco. Bell. Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips? I chose not to be in the psotlight. I am an amazing author (3 books on Amazon) and I am currently working on a short film that I wrote & directed and putting the final touches on my highly anticipated album. I’m too busy to interact with you bugaboos. Take care and god bless! LV!”
Following media attention regarding the post, Voorhies then left us in a state of utter confusion when she added another photo with a caption proclaiming she’d been hacked and would never say such things. The post even featured Voorhies dressed as an angel to help us see that she truly is innocent. Side eye for that one.
A photo posted by Lark Voorhies (@thelarkvoorhies) on
She added:
“I truly apologize! It seems as though my Instagram account has been compromised to the most fullest. Have a blessed day! LV”
Could this all just be a ploy for media attention? If she was hacked, who has the vendetta against #cornchips? Did you know Voorhies was an author, let alone had a highly anticipated album in the works? We didn’t.