Poor Melania Trump.
As the country continues to dissect Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address, we have to talk about how the first lady looked uncomfortable AF – patiently waiting for it to end and exit stage left.
As allegations swirl about Trump’s alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, and the alleged payout she received to keep it a secret, Melania has been noticeably absent.
But last night was brutal for her. From awkward blank stares to her interesting choice of style, here are the five signs we’re almost sure Melania wished she was somewhere, anywhere else, but the SOTU.
5Not riding in POTUS motorcade
Breaking with tradition, Melania decided to arrive to the SOTU separately from her husband. And by separately we mean different cars and different times. The first lady opted to arrive a bit earlier, which is code for keep that moron as far away from me as possible. White House staff not so cleverly spun the obvious shade by explaining that she instead wanted to spend more time with her guests, who had been invited to sit in the first lady’s box. But we peep game, Melania.
We see your impeccable shade and we raise you a palm tree.