This week, PEOPLE Magazine handed their annual “Sexiest Man Alive” title to Blake Shelton.
No offense to the country star, but…Sexiest Man Alive? WTF? No. Sexiest man on The Voice? No. Sexiest Man who has dated Gwen Stefani? Still no.
Shelton looks more like the guy at the 30-year reunion who used to be cute in high school but has clearly spent too much time drinking “cold ones” and shooting pool.
We guess he’s “attractive” if you like that beer belly, greasy-haired, sweaty-faced, “I woke up like this” look. Sorry Gwen. We can’t quite make sense of the baffling decision, so we’ve decided to release a little rundown of our own.
Check out our list of men who put Blake Shelton to shame—even on their worse days.