Gilbert Arenas: Security Guard
(File Photo)
Steve Nash: Soccer Player
(Photo by Joe Corrigan/Getty Images)
Greg Oden: Foot Doctor
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Kevin Garnett: Motivational Speaker
(Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
Amare Stoudemire: Fashion Designer
(Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
LeBron James: Sports Agent
(Photo provided by ESPN)
Blake Griffin: Demolition Man
(Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
Matt Barnes: Bounty Hunter
(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
John Wall: Dance Instructor
(Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
Ray Allen: Professor at UConn
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Joakim Noah: Hair Stylist
(Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
Dwight Howard: Comic Book Store Clerk
Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)
NBA lockout jokes started when the Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade took to Twitter — asking the question is “Any1 hiring?” But somebody took his tweet a little too seriously… a KFC general manager sent Wade an open letter about returning to the chicken joint — where he briefly worked before making it big in the NBA.
With international basketball leagues offering stars contracts left and right, check out this slideshow ‘placing’ basketball locked out stars like — LeBron James, Amare Stoudemire, Joakim Noah and Dwight Howard — in jobs that are best suited to their personas.
