This week, a Toronto woman’s Twitter posts went viral after she shared a dating horror story that sounds more like an episode of Seinfeld than real life.
Monday evening, a woman named Makala, (Twitter handle @_blotty), shared a detailed account of what happened after the toilet at her date’s house wouldn’t flush, forcing her to take pretty extreme measures.
“I have a story to tell. It is about my poop,” she begins.
“So yesterday, I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place. I am a confident, calm and self-assured woman so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom.”
However, when Makala realized the toilet wouldn’t flush things quickly went left.
“There was only one single piece of poop. So in that moment, something came over me,” she explains.
“And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done, I realized i didn’t have a plan. What do I do with it now? I can’t f***ing leave it there. By this point I was really freaking out because I’d definitely been in there too long. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet roll and put it in my purse.”
During the dinner, Makala is so mortified by her predicament she can’t even enjoy the compliments that her date is showering her with. Eventually she texts her sister for advice.
“I’m sitting in his house with a piece of poop in my purse,” she writes.
Click the screen shots below to see their exchange.
It was hours before the sticky situation came to a resolution and now the tale of Makala and her poop have gone viral with her tweets being shared thousands of times over the last two days.
In response to all the attention she’s been receiving, yesterday she posted: “All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I’m just the poop girl.”
Check out her full account below.