Do you have royal wedding fever? Do you swoon over the thought two lucky kids embarking on a multi-million dollar journey to royal wedded bliss?
Well back away from this article, sir. This isn’t for you.
This is for the millions of living, breathing, and thinking people who couldn’t care less about Kate Middle-whatever and Princess Diana’s kid — who are annoyed by the media’s endless barrage of breathlessly fanatical royal wedding coverage, and would rather watch paint dry than read another story speculating on who’s designing the wedding dress.
Don’t get sucked into the madness, you’ve got better things to do. Here are ten things you can do instead of watching the royal wedding.