Officer Joseph May recognized Taurus Jabriel Brown at the gas station, and when Brown tried to flee, he gave an interesting reason: he doesn’t like to be touched by white people.
May recognized Brown as “a gang member from the community I work in,” when Brown shook hands with May and said that he “would like to be a police officer one day.” That’s when May noticed a marijuana blunt tucked behind Brown’s ear.
“Is this weed?” May asked. “How stupid are you?”
Brown then “tensed, pulled away, and attempted to run out of the front door.” May followed and took him down.
“Damn, man, all this for weed. Wow, bro, you must want to make an arrest,” said Brown, who added, “I’ll plead guilty, I’ll go to court and plead guilty, please don’t take me to jail. Can you tell the judge I plead guilty?”
May then asked why Brown had tried to run away, to which Brown responded, “I don’t like white people touching me, white people do weird stuff.”
Brown then said, “Nah, I’m playing. I let you catch me.” But then he said, “White people are weird as f*** doe.”
It’s definitely one of the most interesting excuses for running we’ve ever seen.